[mekegay]

yall 5 seconds after you start dating someone you’ve been talking to for 2 weeks: wow i love my s/o so much!!!! i am so in love!!!!! aaaa a ahsdbsbdnsbsbdsbjdfnjdbddbdb i love them more than anything 💖💖💟💟💞💙💝💝💛💙💗💝💟💙💝💝💛🖤💛💝💙💗💚💞💛❤💕💙💖💚💗

[mekegay]

like

a lot of you seek out romantic relationships just for the sake of being with someone romantically, rather than seeking out companionship with people you have common ground with and letting relationships form naturally. you just wanna be able to say youre in love as a bragging right. then the minute you and ur new s/o talk about more than just how in ‘love’ you are with each other, you realize youre not compatible.

[bunney]

i was working at a convention arcade this weekend and some guy cosplaying ryu was playing street fighter with a blunt in his mouth

[bunney]

[ellana-ravenwood]

My roommate : “You drink too much coffee, Ella !” 

Me, drinking coffee straight from the pot : “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Ralph”. 

My roommate : “My name isn’t Ralph.” 

Me : “Yeah ? And I don’t have a roommate, I live alone !” 

My roommate : *doesn’t exist* 

Me, talking to myself in the mirror while drinking coffee : “Once again, I win.” 

[funereal-disease]

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[spicymochi]

shrimp pose

[weeniebagel]

hey guys, whats up

[henstomper]

hey

[weeniebagel]

hey

[death-420]

hey guys whats up

[weeniebagel]

[vegetasonlydaughter]

i have literally never seen anything cuter than this

anarchist dora the explorer

[communistbakery]

dora: hey map, what country are we in?
map: the idea of a country is harmful and leads to destructive nationalism and the creation of superficial borders which restrict our inalienable human right to freedom of movement
dora: no gods no masters

[thebootydiaries]

my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister*

me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize